Monday Morning Dad vs. Son Poll
Posted by Ryan Geiger on January 19, 2009 · 4 Comments
Matthew has chosen the Incredible Hulk because he is strong and because he can pick up cars and apparently he can knock Chuck Norris’s head off.
I have chosen Chuck Norris because, well it’s Churck Norris. Here are some facts about Chuck Norris that you may not have known.
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris .99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of suprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
10. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
11. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
12. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
13. Chuck Norris is sueing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademark names of his right and left leg.
14. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
15. Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no sign of life.
16. Chuck Norris knows where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
17. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
18. Chuck Norris ordered a BigMac at Burger King and got it.
19. Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
20. Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
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I enjoyed talking with you yesterday, but forgot to mention (just in case you can’t tell), I love the father-son debates. Not because of cuteness, but again, I have to vote for Matthew’s Incredible Hulk. Here’s why…obviously others agree, you have your facts all wrong. Also, the Incredible Hulk can not control his anger so in losing control, he does things over the top like throwing cars. Chuck Norris believes in peaceful living, but defend yourself when necessary.
Have a great day!
Betty
Betty, you have voted against me 3 times now…there is a chance that you will be blocked from future voting. haha
Don’t take it personally Ryan. I enjoy your messages, love what you are doing with the youth, but when it comes to Super Heroes, your kids are just smarter than you.
I have to say I backed your son on the last two of these, but… hey, it’s Chuck Norris!
BTW, when Chuck Norris wades through a river, he doesn’t get wet… the river gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris was originally intended to play Jack Bauer on 24, but he killed all the terrorists in half an hour.