Underdog’s & Zyrtec

There is something about the seasons changing that gets me all excited.  Maybe it’s because I love change.  I know some people hate it and even fear it but I love change.  I love the adventure and the challenge that it brings.  I love mixing things up and flying by the seat of my pants, which I have no idea what that means and it honestly does not sound very comfortable.  So Spring is coming and with that a fresh start and a chance to maybe even renew some goals that fell apart by January 6th.  Here are a few reasons why I like spring.

  • Yes it’s getting warmer which is nice until the humidity is at 80%.  Then I’m ready for fall.
  • Yes I don’t have to shovel, de-ice, defrost or layer up.
  • Yes I will spend my weekly allowance on products like Clariton and Zyrtec.
  • Yes I will have an extra hour a day to convince my children to go to bed even though the sun is still up.
  • Yes my car will have a fuzz grow on it for weeks no matter how many times I wash it because of a little thing I like to call pollen.

Ok so maybe those don’t sound like a whole lot of great reasons to celebrate Spring but what about these?

  • March Madness is here!  Honestly Thursday and Friday should be a national holiday.  Christmas is great but there is nothing like picking the underdog to win and seeing it happen on your bracket.  This is the happiest season of all.
  • Spring Training is nearing completion and baseball is about to start.  Which means road trips to ball games with a friend as I get challenged with presidential trivia.
  • I get to put the top down on my Jeep…oh crap, scratch that, I had to sell it…Yes I’m BITTER, back off.
  • BBQ…pretty sure that is enough said right there but in case you missed it…BBQ, there it is again for you.
  • I love the mountains but I really like the beach.  I’m just not a fan of the sand.  Love the boardwalk or maybe it’s just all the food on the boardwalk.  Either way its a ton of fun for us and the boys.

So those are just a few things.  What are some of your favorite parts of Spring?  What is your favorite season?

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The Farmers Market

Our staff went out today not for lunch but for an experience.  I went to Booths Corner for the first time today which is your typical farmers market.  What I was not expecting is to lose self control at every booth.  Here is a few things that I ate today at lunch.

  • Bacon, Ranch & Chicken pretzel wrap
  • Sausage sandwich
  • Cinnamon role
  • 2 bowls of mini donuts
  • Spiral potato on a stick
  • Chili cheese dog
  • Cheese fries

Here are some things that I learned.

  • The farmers market is the Disney world for food lovers.  There is something for everyone.  Trust me I know now.
  • Eating large quantities of food is always more fun with the staff.  Except for when they take pictures and make fun of you.
  • Our entire staff knows how to eat. I am not the only one with an appetite, women included.
  • Bring  cash.  They don’t like credit.
  • I can eat, buy car parts, shoes and get a hair cut all in one place.  Great time management.
  • Lost of Amish people, but not horse and buggies.  How did they get there?
  • Stand there long enough and they will give you free samples.
  • Don’t settle for the first round, scope the place out and don’t just settle for mediocrity.
  • Get home quick.  I’ll leave it at that.

Elmo Goodnight Lullabies

If your bored tonight and find yourself done watching the X-Games or your done watching the Sixers lose to the Lakers :) and you want to spend three minutes potentially laughing, check out this video.

25 Days Of Christmas_Day 21

There is a guy who is a phenomenal blogger named Jon Acuff who runs a blog called Stuff Christians Like.  He has the incredible ability to take everyday “Christian” stuff and make it humorous.  This is a re-post directly from Saying Merry Christmas that I thought was hilarious and insightful.  Check out what he writes in bold.

I wasn’t going to write about this one. The Christmas season was going to come and go and I wasn’t even going to touch it. Like every fraternity at Samford University’s view of Freshman Jon Acuff, I was going to reject this.

Until I saw the billboard.

Sunday night, driving home from vacation with my family outside of Atlanta, GA, I saw a new billboard.

On a background of festive red, with big white letters I read a simple message:

I miss you saying “Merry Christmas.” – Jesus

And that’s when, much like the mafia, just when I thought I was out, they dragged me back into the conversation.

I don’t have a problem with that billboard, but there are three things it calls to mind:

1. We invented the phrase “Merry Christmas.”

I’ve only read the Bible from front to back one time. I read it a lot, but from a “read through it straight in 2 years point of view” I’ve only taken one spin. But when I did, I swear I couldn’t find the phrase, “Merry Christmas” anywhere. That billboard kind of makes it seem like Paul said that while he was making tents before he went on his wild missions. “Making tents on Christmas Eve. That is completely bogus. No one even said ‘Merry Christmas’ to me. All these heathen tent makers all say, ‘Happy Holidays.’ So whack.”

2. How do we know Jesus misses that?

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t. I honestly don’t know. Maybe Jesus would say things like “I miss hearing you say, ‘Let’s play some Frisbee golf’” or “I miss hearing you say that you pre-ordered the ‘Stuff Christians Like’ book.” I’m not certain, but I am certain that the times I’ve misquoted Jesus or put words in his mouth, in my mouth I’ve felt that feeling you get when you chew aluminum foil with metal fillings in your teeth. God isn’t technically striking me with lightning but He’s definitely firing up the lightning bolt 300 for imminent release.

3. We would be upset if someone else quoted Jesus for their cause.

If some other group made a billboard that quoted Jesus and that quote was not solidly based in the Bible, we would go spider monkey crazy. (You might rock out squirrel monkey style, but that’s really a personal preference thing.) If someone, even just for emphasis, quoted Jesus as supporting their cause and it wasn’t straight up Bible, we would be straight up upset.

I will see that billboard everyday during my commute, but I’m at peace with it. And there’s a pretty simple reason – It’s not belligerent. I always get a little weirded out when people aggressively make the distinction between “Merry Christmas” and “Happy Holidays.” I completely understand the frustration with a culture that is actively and deliberately removing Christ at every given opportunity, but when we angrily say, “It’s ‘Merry Christmas, not happy holidays!’” we might as well say, “It’s ‘Merry Christmas,’ not happy holidays you jerk!” And that makes people want to celebrate winter solstice instead of whatever those grumpy, fight you on a vernacular level Christians are down with.

I promise.

25 Days Of Christmas_Day 17

This is the most pointless Christmas commercial I have ever seen.  It is a spoof on a Calvin Klein commercial.  It made me laugh and so I am passing it on to you.  I especially loved Santa running down the street with the milk bottles. I am warning you this commercial carries no value with it.

If you have been in youth ministry for any length of time than you will find this funny.  I so don’t fit the stereotypical youth pastor. Found this on Josh Griffin’s blog who is a youth pastor at Saddleback.

Beginning and the End

I heard today on the radio that there is a statistic that says 50% of all “PEOPLE” will get divorced which differs from the statistic that 50% of marriages end in divorce.  I have no statistics to back this up but I would disagree.  I think that 50% of all marriages end in divorce but not people.  There are many out there who end up divorced several times.  I wonder if that is added into that statistic or if it is taken into consideration?  The videos below are funny but what do they say about our view on the seriousness of marriage?  The second video entertained me but at the end I was left feeling and wondering do people who get divorces really think it’s that simple?

Bumped

imagesAs I was driving in today I was bumped in the back during bumper to bumper traffic.  As I pulled over I noticed two things: one the girl behind me was not paying attention while driving and two only one of her eyes was done.  Both of us got out, cars looked fine, no harm no foul and we pulled back out into traffic.  She followed me again and continued to put her mascara on as if nothing even happened.  Really?  Of all the make up you can put on while your driving you choose mascara?  It is completely safe to have a sharp object pointed at your eye while you are driving.  Every once in a while I wanted to just tap the brakes and see what will happen with the mascara and the girl.  Don’t worry I didn’t…today.

So I thought as I have been driving what are some other things that I saw that are not safe while driving.  Some of these may be funny because you or myself are guilty of them and others are just crazy. Almost all of these I have seen. So this is my please don’t be so stupid to do these while your driving list…

  • Putting cream cheese on a bagel while driving
  • Changing…your clothes should be on before you get in the car
  • Texting, twittering, facebook…yes I know I am guilty of this
  • Riding with your dog(s) on your lap
  • Letting your children steer
  • Putting on any type of makeup
  • Reading a book…are you that bored with the traffic
  • Singing with the windows down…yes we can hear you and no it is not good
  • Doing your nails…and then only putting them out the window when you slow down to dry them off so they don’t smudge or smear, I should not know that
  • Drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, talking on your cell phone and driving with your knee
  • I should not see your face more than the back of your head, please don’t turn around to yell at your kids…or me
  • Don’t play with play-doh, any cubes or game objects
  • Please don’t play games like PSP or Nintendo DS
  • Don’t look at me like I’m the idiot when I am looking at you like you are the idiot…it confuses things
  • Pet Peeve:  Don’t smoke with your kids in the car…at all…ever…I grew up with that and hated it!
  • Please don’t keep your windshield washer fluid going while I am behind or to the side of you when in traffic…not cool

So I wonder, have you done any of these before?  Do you have any to add to it?  Maybe some pet peeves?

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